Caught in the middle of a turkey trope

So today at the clinic, I found myself explaining how to prep a sample for a ‘turkey test’ for an actual chicken owner. I let out a chuckle when I realized that it was more about avoiding Thanksgiving puns than ensuring diagnostic accuracy. Ever had your sample misidentified because of something like that?

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I totally get the Thanksgiving puns messing with your head — had a client ask if we test for ‘beaks of doom’ instead of just regular chicken stuff! Making sure to clarify the test details up front saves so much confusion… Ever had a client mix up their bird species completely?

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I’ve definitely had my fair share of clients mixing up tests, like when someone wanted to check for ‘cluckitis’ instead of just feather loss! It’s wild how humor sometimes takes over the serious side of our work. Ever think about making a holiday-themed educational poster to help with all those puns?

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